The gift of a professionally produced roast
4 U Songs turns inside jokes into fully-produced comedy songs - roasts, hype anthems, even songs about the dog. One song costs $49, you hear a free preview before paying, and it is ready in minutes for tonight's party.
For the friend whose flaws deserve a chorus
The man who forgets his wallet every single time. The golden retriever who thinks he is the mayor. The group chat's most roastable member. A comedy song lands hardest when it is true - 90s boom bap about his wallet amnesia, funk about the dog's neighborhood patrol - and it turns birthdays, bachelor parties and office send-offs into events.
How does it work?
Answer a few quick questions about your victim - sorry, your friend - names, memories, inside jokes, the moments that matter - then pick a genre, mood and voice. We write and fully produce the song from your answers. You hear a free preview, and only pay if you love it. Everything is delivered digitally, so there is nothing to ship and no waiting on the mail.
What does a funny custom song cost?
| Package | Price | Terms |
|---|---|---|
| 1 Song | $49 | Everything included, one-time |
Roast rules we have learned
Three real, specific incidents beat ten generic jokes. End with one sincere line - the whiplash from roast to genuine love is what makes the room lose it. Group gifts work well here: order a roast for the party and a sincere one for the card.
FAQ
Can you make a song about my pet?
Yes, and we highly recommend it - our sample "Mr. Mayor of the Cul-de-Sac" is a funk anthem about a golden retriever. Pets, group chats, fantasy leagues: if it has lore, it can have a song.
How much does it cost?
One song is $49, one song per order. Want another? That is simply another $49 order. There are no bundles, subscriptions or hidden fees.
Will the roast go too far?
You control the mood in the brief, and you hear a free preview before paying - nothing reaches the party without your sign-off.
How fast will the song be ready?
Songs are typically ready in minutes, not days. Because delivery is digital, it also works as a genuinely last-minute gift.